NO LINKS FOR PRESIDENT CHUCKLEPUSS

Yesterday President Chucklepuss expressed in an interview the sacrifices he is enduring while we are at war with Iraq. His penance was his golf game… you heard right, his golf game. Chucklepuss’ statement was as follows:

"I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf," he said. "I feel I owe it to the families to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal."

Bush said he made that decision after the August 2003 bombing of the United Nations headquarters in Baghdad, which killed Sergio Vieira de Mello, the top U.N. official in Iraq and the organization's high commissioner for human rights. "I remember when de Mello, who was at the U.N., got killed in Baghdad as a result of these murderers taking this good man's life," he said. "I was playing golf -- I think I was in central Texas -- and they pulled me off the golf course and I said, 'It's just not worth it anymore to do.'"

Yes, the ALLEGED, “self-righteous, Crawford, Texas, brush moving, ex-cocaine snorting, oil company running into the ground, Samy Sosa trading, voted in by the Supreme Court” so-called president has equated not playing the “elitist” game of golf to the sacrifice that one of the over four thousand families have suffered via loved ones killed in Iraq due to his Coalition of the Willing, who was FORCED into battle under the direction of his WMD lie. Why has this man not been brought before congress for crimes of stupidity. I cannot understand for the lie of me, why there is 29 percent of the country that still believes this man is doing a good job. His corporate supported, arrogance is palpable and a disgrace at best. I can only say this, if the notions of karma and hell are real, there is a thousand acre ranch there and the only plow mule is named Chucklepuss aka George W.

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YOU AINT GOTTA GO BUT YOU GOT TO GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE

I have worked as an entertainment entrance liaison or it’s more familiar term, a bouncer. I have worked at upscale nightclubs and hole-in-the-wall joints and a few things I have found to be consistent. There is always going to be people, who have to be asked to go or forced to go. person usually feels they can drop a name associated with the establishment or just plain has had too much to drink. Democratic—- dare I say, former Democratic Presidential nominee, Hillary “Do You Know Who I Am?” Clinton. It’s the type of person, I’d politely say something to once or twice, hoping that they get the idea by noticing the bar-backs wiping off tables or the waitresses counting their tips or the fact that the light is on and large black men—I mean bouncers are saying, “Good night, thanks for coming.” You know, the obvious signs. As in the case of this Democratic Primary, where when your opponents has more votes than you in certain categories. Early on, Mrs. Clinton lead in Superdelegates, who are the basis of how she was going to win the party’s nomination. It has in recent days, been overtaken by Senator Obama, who also leads her in the popular vote and pledged delegates. The only category Mrs. Clinton actually leads in is Presidential Nominees with a uterus and the ability to give birth. I say this to express my fondest wishes to Mrs. Clinton is her future endeavors, because this is race is over. Lying to people in upcoming state primaries by saying, “things are about to turn” and spending Chelsea’s inheritance on this exercise in futility make her look like the guy at the bar, who has been drinking all night and feels because of that fact he is entitled to stay as long as he desires, despite establishment employees being ready to go home. That drunkard is looking to pick a fight with the first person, that speaks to them, so they can interpret it as an attack on their person and lash out. Long story short, Hilary has been drinking shots of Johnnie Walker Blue all night, Super Tuesday was last call for alcohol, Pennsylvania was the lights being turned on and a friendly ‘good night’. North Carolina was the polite “ma am, we’re closing” as the chairs are placed on tables. Oregon is going to be, when the bouncers say, “Ma am, you’ve got to go somewhere other than here or we will forcibly take you out”. Hillary please leave the nightclub before the goons have to help you leave.

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SEGREGATION NOW, SEGREGATION TOMORROW, SEGREGATION FOREVER

Those were the words uttered by former Alabama Governor and segregationist supporter, George Wallace when he opposed the integrating of the schools in his state. I’m afraid that if this Democratic presidential nomination race continues, the words may be repeated by one, Hillary Clinton. In the wake of the Indiana and North Carolina primaries, it is becoming clear that she is not favored to win at all. In what seems to be the desperate acts of a true loser, she has resorted to begging, lying and race-baiting. In her post Indiana primary speech she lied by saying she was winning the race, she then begged people to give her more money to ‘get to the White House’ and she race-baited by making a very disparaging remark to USA Today. She told the newspaper that she was the favored candidate of “hardworking Americans, hardworking, white Americans” and that her black, opponent, Barack Obama “just can’t cut it with that crowd”. This statement strongly implies (if not states), that white people are hard working and black people are not (and I’ll assume lazy SOB’s). It also seriously implies blue-collar white people will just not vote for Obama and that a white person’s vote is worth more than a black person’s vote. This is quite amazing, being that the black vote played an extremely, significant, role in her husband Bill becoming president in 1992 and 1996. ]It is thought that if the black vote had showed up in larger numbers in 2004, John Kerry would be president today instead of old, Chucklepuss.

One of Mrs. Clinton biggest problems (in addition to resorting to the Southern strategies of the past of playing on race) that placed her in this position was that she really took her “hardworking white Americans” for granted as being stupid (as exampled with her aping John McCain’s ‘summer gas tax’ with it’s $30 savings). She also took the black voters for granted, by thinking she could gain their vote by attending a few black church services and Photoshop Maya Angelou into a campaign commercial. This is the equivalent of trying to lure black people into a voting booth with fried chicken, watermelon and screw-top wine. And yes there are those black people, who support Hillary, but at this point after weeks of playing the race card, if you still are supporting her low-ball tactics, you are border-lining on having Stockholm Syndrome, “Miss Hillary sho’ am good to us”. We forget that Hillary was a Republican before she met Bill and I think under extreme amounts of pressure a person can have their true self-exposed. Hillary is unconsciously showing her true self to the public, with her race politics, which is a sad expose’ on the first true female presidential nominee. Many black people did not vote for her and to say the least, Hillary and Bill have been floored by this phenomenon, much like the slave-owners, who were shocked that their slaves left them, after the Emancipation Proclamation was signed. I can see Miss Clinton on the plantation steps, talking to Massa Clinton now, “Bill, didn’t we treat them good? We put black people in jobs, we made the economy better for not only white people, we went to church with them and all we asked them was to blindly give me their vote off what you—I mean we did in the White House. I just don’t get it. Now they expect us to solicit their vote. They’re crazy.” Her statement was so inane that New York representative Charles Rangel, who is black and been an unapologetic Hillary supporter, said, “I can’t believe that Senator Clinton would say anything that dumb.” Senator Clinton has used this venomous rhetoric in the vein of Nixon, Wallace and anyone working towards achieving the Republican agenda. Hillary is shameless and every day she doesn’t go off into the sunset, she looks like a delusional, sore loser and the hallowed Clinton political named is besmirched like Mike Tyson’s name, if there is anything else left to besmirch (please don’t ever read this blog entry Mike).

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FOUR RACE CARDS AND A PASTOR

"You know he's black".

Today the 2008, Indiana and North Carolina primaries will be decided between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton and one thing has been as sure as death and taxes. Race has played a part in this campaign and been used like slim-jim on a car sitting alone on the 4th floor of parking garage. Early on here at the Bastille, we felt that we would be lucky to have Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama as a presidential nominee, but with time Hillary bared her "racial" claws and dug deep into Obama, like a cat trapped in a corner. As has the mainstream media and I’m not just talking about FOX News.

Throughout Hillary’s campaign, the issue of race has floated just under the surface of a frozen sea of prejudice, like a seal or penguin looking for a break in the ice. Sadly, that break has never been found and Obama has been steadily bumping his head into the frozen blocks of ice called, “Reverend Wright”, “elect-ability and “he can’t pull white voters”. Never in my life would I believe that a political candidate would be so beholden to words by his pastor. But then again Obama is the candidate -- forgive me THE BLACK CANDIDATE, which is the big difference. Barack Obama was an afterthought to candidates John McCain and Hillary Clinton months ago. He was such a novelty on the political landscape, that Hillary Clinton felt counting the states of Florida and Michigan were not worth her time. She even signed a paper to officially discount those votes. After Obama had a run of winning 11 straight states in primaries she felt it was important that “these states and their voters be counted”, but it was too late (the DNC’s words, not mine... so far). At this point, the Republican party and it’s presumptive candidate, John McCain started floating the “elitist” title into the public ear and onto Obama’s flagless lapels. I think McCain chose that route because calling him a ni***r outright might be misconstrued by him as well as Hillary, who wields the word “elitist” like a Jedi and his light saber.

Obama, a former child user of foodstamps, is the biracial son born to a single white woman from Kansas and a Nigerian man, whom Barack has only has met once in his life. Hillary, a Wesleyan graduate, and her husband have made 109 million dollars over the past ten years. John McCain is married to a beer heiress and owns eight homes, but the black guy, from the broken home, is the “elitist” looking down on people. I don’t want to call them racist, but I think the utter shock of trailing a black man in this presidential race had them truly aghast and ready to do anything to keep this ‘perfect negro’ from their precious presidency. Media pundits have been stating that Bill Clinton has hit his stride by campaigning for votes in small, rural towns in North Carolina (see “all-white” & "redneck").

Barack Obama has run such clean and strong campaign that his opponents have had to resort to "kitchen sink" tatics (which is code for 'whatever it takes') and in this case, it means reminds the voters in clandentstine ways that Barack Obama is still black. That is done by communicating to rural voters, who have little contact with people of color, set him off from her by calling him "elitist" and drinking a beer. This Sunday, Obama appeared on Meet The Press with Tim Russert, who questioned him on the Reverend Wright subject for the first fifteen minutes, but all week Russert asked people on MSNBC, “when is the Wright situation going to go away?” I find it ironic that Russert continued the discussion instead of asking Mr. Obama about his policies. I wouldn’t be so upset about the “Reverend Wright” situation, if the pundits would ask Hillary Clinton about her former pastor, Rev. William Procanick, who was sentenced to three years in prison on Friday, for inappropriately touching a 7 year old child. Or how about asking John McCain to explain his steady welcoming the endorsement of the righteous, Rev. John Hagee, who said that Hurricane Katrina struck New Orleans because they were hosting a gay parade (that is held annually). Or Hagee’s opinion that Catholicism is a whore religion and that teachers letting children read Harry Potter are promoting wichcraft. Again McCain has restated twice in recent weeks that he happily accepts this bizarre man’s endorsement. Even after denouncing Jeremiah Wright, if Wright were accused of pulling an “R. Kelly” on a 7 year old child or denouncing Catholicism, Obama 0-8 would be, oh so over. He would be raked over the coals worse than he already has been (if that’s possible). It has gotten so bad for Hillary and McCain that have resolved to flat out saying things like “he’s not like us”. Oh what could they mean by that remark? The scales are so tipped into Clinton and McCain’s favor that even the majority of mainstream media can’t recognize that they have fallen into the racial trap of steadily questioning “can he get the working white class vote”. Why is no one asking if Hillary can get the black vote? With about ten hours until the polls close I hear political pundits on TV saying they’re “still waiting for the Jeremiah Wright boot to drop”, since Wright hasn’t responded to Obama’s “divorcing” from him. How despondent are some members of mainstream media to wait for Obama, who holds the race lead to wait for the man he has formally denounced to speak again? There are like vultures awaiting the death of a thirsty animal crossing the desert.

We’ve been told numerous times that is mathematically impossible for Obama to lose this race and that Hillary has to win 66% of the vote in the remaining states to stay close. Yet, Hillary and her people keep twisting words like Lindsay Lohan’s publicist to make the public believe she still is in this thing. How can she do that? Because she believes that if she has a shot of something and a beer she magically becomes a non-educated, Gran Torino driving, white voter. And with that she implies to some voters through her thinly veiled veneer, “You know he’s black”. She has portrayed herself as a "fighter for the American people", but she has taken advantage of that stance and played on the ignorance of some non-black voters, who would easily react negatively, if Barack responded as a "fighter" as so many white pundits have requested him to do. Barack Obama knows the last thing some middle American or rural white mother needs to see is a man named Barack going off a sixty year old white woman. When it’s all said and done Obama is black, no matter how hard he has tried to get past it. He is reminded of it daily in what should be a very historic presidential race… if only Hillary would let it be that.

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BLACK RACE CAN’T AFFORD YOU NO MORE 3

Pastor Jeremiah "Pulpit Pimp" Wright is in the news again, hogging the spotlight and playing into every black preacher stereotype we could think. He recently emerged to do defend himself in an interview with Bill Moyers. In the interview, he said "I am a pastor and Barack said what he said because he was a politician". Now most intelligent people can see that he doesn't speak for Barack Obama, but most simple mother******s will think Wright is implying that Barack just said that Philly speech for the public, but he's still with me. To top it off Wright went on to speak before the National Press Club in Washington, DC and the NAACP in Detroit. This fool is going on a speaking tour. To be honest this should not really be an issue after Obama denounced Wright political views, but it won't because Obama is two steps away from the highest office in the land and those people in the mainstream, who want to keep that streak at 44 white people in a row, will take any edge that they can.

I could have excused the Bill Moyers interview to be quite honest, because he let people see he was more than a YouTube clip. But Mr. Fire & Brimstone went before the National Press Club talking about the "dozens" and how "you don't talk about my mama" AKA "showing his ass". If Wright had responded immediately to the first accusations against his character, I could understand his speaking, because a person has the right to defend himself. This sorry, calculating, excuse of a man decided to do this at a critical juncture in Obama's campaign. Wright is no better than Jackson or Sharpton, who show up when the "live shot" camera lights turn on. Wright even had the nerve to say to the NAACP, that "I'm still going to be a pastor in November and January" and these are when the Presidential election and Inagurations, respectively, take place. Wright could've waited until this all was over and he decided on now-- out of the blue was best. The Pulpit Pimp is an ass**** and if Obama by snowball's chance in hell were to lose this nomination (that is mathematically impossible right now) Wright's reputation will be SH** at best and he would be the most hated Black man in America. Whatever good he has done in his 60 some odd years would be obliterated by his actions now. When Barack Obama takes office he should ask Wright to swear him in and then have the Secret Service take his ass away right before the ceremony--- to an undisclosed location. So Pulpit Pimp I invite you into the green room for a syrup sandwich, hush puppies and moonshine for the black race can't afford your sorry, selfish ass no more, for your actions could literally hold back the black race.

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AND THE BORDERS COULD COME CRUMBLING DOWN

While corporate media focuses on the slap fight also known as the Democratic primary, President Chucklepuss was down in New Orleans meeting PRIVATELY with conservative, Mexican President, Felipe Calderon and conservative Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper. Felipe and Stevie were attending the fourth annual North American Leaders' Summit, to discuss common economic and security goals, but I’d be one to think that they were talking about the infamous Amero unit of currency. What’s the Amero, you ask? That is the North American equivalent of the Euro, which is used in the U.K.. I can’t confirm this to be the subject of the clandenstine meeting, but our secretive leaders have discussed behind closed doors having one form of currency for North America. In an election year where Americans are concerned about NAFTA’s steady grazing on American jobs and the economy, Chucklepuss and his conservative compadees are discussing making our currency one. Doing this in turn would basically tear down the borders that Chucklepuss’ working class consituents want so dearly to stay up. I know this is speculation, but it’s food for thought. Our God-fearing, conservative leader is basically tearing a new a**hole into the core beliefs of his true followers. I hope this story reaches Chucklepuss’ followers, then again I wished it could’ve reached them before they voted him back into office.

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NOOO!!! I DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING

Three years after tying the knot in a spectacular, over-the-top affair that caused some backlash, Star Jones has decided to end her marriage to banker Al Reynolds. The 46-year-old TV personality quietly filed divorce papers March 26 in New York Supreme Court in Manhattan.

I cannot think of a man, who didn’t watch Al propose to her LIVE at the NBA All-Star Game and say, “Something is wrong with that man" or "Damn, she must have as much money as Oprah". Al Reynolds did not propose to post surgery Star Jones, he proposed to Star “I Clean My Plate” Jones. I’m going to withhold from any other thoughts I have about this relationship and marriage that was sponsored by Target and televised by ABC. The marriage seemed like a sham from day one and the only person, who believed the falsehood of this union was Star Jones. If she strolls down the aisle again, I think she shall leave the rose colored glasses or should I say blinders at home.

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