YOU! STEP AWAY FROM THE FAME

Later this month 80's pop icons Madonna and Michael Jackson hit 50 years old. Yes, the former child pop sensation, who made the smooth transition from bubblegum soul to adult success to grade A freak is hitting the big 5-0. Michael or Wacko Jacko (as he is called across the pond) found solo success with the albums "Off the Wall" and "Thriller", which is the best selling record of all time. He will be joined in the celebration at Chuck E. Cheese by The Material Girl.

Yes, Madonna has made the transition from a techno caterwauling, everybody fu**ing, self-promoting harlot into a crotchety, Kabbalah-following, british speaking, children's author and mother. With an idiot president waging war on two countries and possibly another on the way I realized one thing. I don't think it's actually possible to care any less about two people, who should slowly loosen their grip on fame's lifeboat and slowly fall into the abyss, like Jack from Titanic.

Now Follow Me! Follow Me to Freedom!