HE CAN WALK AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM AT THE SAME TIME

After eight years of Former-- yes Former President George "Chucklepuss" Bush, we have a president, who can multi-task. I went to the new and improved White House website, www.whitehouse.gov to see it has been updated for the YES WE CAN generation. The President's weekly address is going to be on the internet and there is a blog-- something I think we can all relate too. Chucklepuss was still doing his address on radio, like people were actually listening to AM radio, for something other than sports talk or Radio Disney (for those of you with children of that cult). Just yesterday President Obama signed executive orders to close Guantanamo Bay, create a special task force to examine review detainee policy going forward and ensure lawful interrogations. Chucklepuss had to go vacation to the ranch in Crawford, Texas just to decide what to eat for lunch. But let us not dwell on the past. Now please enjoy Barack hussein Obama's first weekly address.

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YOUNG, DUMB AND FULL OF....

I admit that I have been a fan of Aaron McGruder and his inflamatory opus The Boondocks about the lives of child revolutionary Huey and his wannabe thug brother, Riley, in the comic strip and Cartoon Network series of the same name. The show is by no means perfect. When it hits, IT HITS and when it misses, it MISSES. McGruder tends to take part in a type of anime masturbation (if you will), when scenes contains martial arts and he tends to go over the top with some of the viewpoints, but sometimes when doing comic satire it is needed. But McGruder has other streams of income, which is public speaking at colleges. This is due to his ability to touch nerves of the public with the comic strip combined with his African-American Studies degree from the University of Maryland. He recently made a statement that "touched" some nerves while speaking at Earlham College.

On the eve of President Barack Obama’s inauguration, McGruder is “cautiously pessimistic” about the presidency. “I don’t think you’re going to see any dramatic change from Barack Obama,” said McGruder, who wore a “Boondocks” T-shirt over a black long-sleeve shirt and jeans. “I’m hoping he proves me completely wrong.”

McGruder bases his opinions of the U.S. presidency on the 2000 election and how nothing has been done since then to change the election system. “It was a sham then … It’s got to still be a sham,” McGruder said. “I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade, but it’s what I tend to do.”

On the topic of race and ethnicity, McGruder said that to him, Obama is not black because he is not a descendant of a slave. “The person who is one of us in the White House is Michelle Obama and her momma,” McGruder said.

I find it preposterous that a man with the features favoring that of a European and lacking so heavily in the melanin column can question President Obama's blackness, when he isn't anywhere close to being a pure blood Zulu warrior his damn self. Yes President Obama is bi-racial, but to say a person is not black because he isn't a descendant of a slave? WTF?! I won't let being the descendant of a slave determine my ethnicity no more than I would the "fraction of blood" test, what hood I'm from or "how real I can keep it". I am not in a The Empire has fallen and the galaxy is back in serenity by no means, but this isn't Jesse "I wanna cut his nuts off" Jackson. This is a man, who has endured an extreme amount of scrutiny and vetting than the average presidential candidate because he was considered black by the nation despite his not having a box marked Bi-Racial to check. I'm not saying give President Obama a pass, but let's not go up the man's a** with Hasbro's new Junior CSI DNA Kit. This is an example of a mind being a terrible thing to waste. Armed with his University of Maryland African American studies McGruder seems like a young Mike Tyson at a strip joint or a pitbull living at 1915 Moonlight Road (AKA the Michael Vick residence). As good as a satirist as McGruder is there is a point where you are touching nerves just to be touching them and not making an f***ing point. Being that his comic strip no longer runs in the newspapers (to my knowledge) and the third season of the Boondocks has yet to air or get an air date, I can only assume he is trying to keep his name in spotlight. Well guess what Aaron... mission accomplished.

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THE 45 YEAR RACE

In my post collegiate football years living in the nation’s capital, I became a runner— okay, let me not fool myself, a jogger. Anyway, I began running around the Howard University area, only to be made to feel uneasy on 13th street by a trio of ogling, she-males, but I digress. A friend suggested I run on the National Mall. I did and fell in love with it. It was scenic and it was two miles in length (just good enough for my post jock era). Day after day, I took in the landscape, meaning the national monuments, The Washington Monument, The Capitol Building and The Lincoln Memorial. After running by these buildings for months on a daily basis I finally comprehended the magnitude of their meaning with the Capitol being where our legislative branch of the government operates and the president is sworn in. The Lincoln Memorial being where the Dr. King delivered his infamous “I Have A Dream” speech at the March on Washington. When I first got to Washington, I saw these buildings as well, just buildings, but I never “saw” them for their context and meaning in American history. They became even more clear today, as The Dream of a Georgia preacher that began a two mile race on the steps of The Lincoln Memorial in 1963 and finished it today on the Capitol’s steps vas a skinny black kid named Barack Obama was inaugurated as America’s first black president. Sure it took 45 years to run two miles, but sometimes life isn’t about finishing, it’s about finishing the race. So on this historic day, I marvel at a race that began with the four words, “I Have A Dream” and ended with four, “I, Barack Hussein Obama…”

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