THE SCARIEST THOUGHT EVER

I always have thought that a room full of Klansman would be the most horrifying sight in life to me, but I stand corrected. These two right here scare the living hell out of me more because I know that one slip in the shower and the hockey mom aka the pitbull with lipstick (her words not mine) will have her hands on the button. Hear me now, I don't care about having a woman or mother being in the White House, but I care about a person, who is a pro-life, gun supporting, conservative, hunter, who loves John McCain and his warmongering ways, being in the White House. I care about a woman, who is encouraging her son, who has enlisted in the army to join the "fight for freedom" in Iraq, that is based on a falsehood (remember Weapons of Mass Destruction). I have no doubt there are Republican grumblings that there are more qualified women to be his running mate than Sarah Palin. I am no fan of hers, but I am one to believe that Condoleeza "Deezie" Rice, while not a governor, is more qualified than Palin by leaps and bounds to be vice-president. What bumps me about the choice of Sarah Palin, is she spoke to the Republican National Convention and didn't give reasons to vote for her ticket, she gave reasons to vote against Obama-Biden. Tell us Tina Fey--Who are you? Who are you mysterious killer of caribou and soon to be grandmother? I'll tell you who she is. She could be the end of us all, if Grampa Simpson wins and doesn't make it to the end of his term.

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KNOCKED UP

The Republican Party's attempt to retain control of The White house gets funnier and funnier as the days pass. With Hurricane Gustav tearing down on the Gulf Coast, Bush and Cheney decided to not attend the Republican convention in Minnesota and be available for the people of the region (gee I wonder why). McCain decided to curtail some of the events during the convention out of respect to the people of the Gulf Coast (maybe he won't celebrate his birthday this time if flooding occurs). But the most recent and interesting development is how Alaskan Governor and Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin has had to rebut some egregious, rumors that she has claimed to have a 4 month old daughter to cover up the fact that it was her 17 year old daughter, Bristol's baby. Sarah has stated that it is the furthest from the truth because Bristol is in fact five months pregnant with her own bundle of joy. I guess those long stretches of darkness in Alaska, always makes "the night time the right time to be with the one you love". Is Grampa Simpson nuts? First he picks a woman, who just two years ago was mayor of a town of 7,000 people. That's like running two large high schools. And now the pro-life former beauty queen runner up self proclaimed hockey mom is popping up with an unmarried, knocked up, teenage daughter (note: she and the father are going to get married). I honestly don't find this to be an issue, but didn't the Republicans try to run Bill Clinton out of office for so-called "immoral" behavior? This just gets better and better, everyday. The only thing that could make this better is if that child comes out of the oven black.

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