DEEZIE GETS HER NEO-CON ON

Secretary of State, Condoleeza "Deezie" Rice is, back in the news from shoe shopping and getting her Republican on. In an effort to impress President Chucklepuss and the Republican party, she issued the following mandate the night before presumptive Democratic nominee Sen. Barack Obama left for a tour of US bases overseas in Afghanistan, Iraq and Western Europe: All US missions are forbidden from holding events for presidential candidates or arrange meetings for them. (i.e., don't help that ni**er, Barack in any way)

How ironic? There are only two nominees left in the U.S. Presidential race and she sticks it to Barack Obama. Deezie issued no such mandates during previous trips made by presumptive Republican nominee John "Grampa Simpson" McCain. You'd think that Deezie would have issued this while there were a few more candidates in the race, so it wouldn't be so transparent. But she does this right after Grampa raises living hell about Obama not visiting the Middle East. McCain's campaign made such a fuss, they even kept a public count on how many days it had been since he visited. I guess Deezie wasn't so proud of the first African American becoming a U.S. presidential nominee, as she has stated after Hilary conceded. I totally understand loyalty, but loyalty is something that occurs, when it is reciprocated. I find it amazing that, Deezie, one of those most invisible Secretary of State's in U.S. history, will still do for the administration that has basically "castrated" her power from day one and used her as nothing but a token. Deezie, I hope that your allegiance is rewarded with a well paying, society destroying job in the private sector (like so many other Neo-cons) after this administration is over. If not, with a name like Condoleeza, there's always a hot comb at some hair salon with your name on it. So to you, I say, "Press on, 'guuuurlfriend".

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DEEZIE'S HOUSE OF HAIR “APOLOGIZES”

Secretary of State, Condoleeza Rice “apologized” to Democratic presidential nominee candidate, Barack Obama after “discovering” that on three separate times (Jan.9th, Feb. 28th, Mar. 14th) Senator Obama’s passport filed had been breached by two independent contractors and one state department employee (who have been respectively fired and reprimanded, since). This was not reported to Obama’s camp until as early as yesterday -- yes, it took 71 days to report the breach of the passport file of a U.S. Senator and potential presidential nominee. It was quickly stated by a state department employee that these were low level employees and the file was only breached because of “curiosity”. Deezie than proceeded to apologize to senators John McCain and Hillary Clinton because their passport files have also been breached.

I find it extremely ironic (and unbelievable I might add) that just an hour after this discovery, state department employees, who were so incompetent, that they couldn’t inform Barack Obama (a daily staple of national news) of such heinous breach. They were able to determine the purpose behind these breaches by three separate entities by saying they were “based in curiosity only”. I mean that’s like kids running a lemonade stand developing the business acumen of Reginald Lewis and Bill Gates in 71 days. I don’t mean to doubt the efficiency of a government that has spent close to a trillion dollars on a 5 year old war that has supposedly been won already (remember “Mission Accomplished), but DAYUUUUM. It also speaks to the state department leadership, which brings me back to Birmingham’s favorite black woman, Deezie Rice. Isn’t amazing how she also discovered that McCain and Clinton’s passport files have been breached as Obama’s was? I mean a firestorm was brewing that Barack Obama, the Republican Party’s worst nightmare and America’s favorite political rock star, had his classified file be violated by a Bush Administration state department (which is faulty at best). A Bush Administration that is son of a Bush Administration that did the exact same thing to a former presidential nominee named William Jefferson Clinton. Coincidence, I think not. Think of it, America’s wolf-like media was chomping at the bit to get the story that the Republican Guard – I mean Republican’s Party may be at their clandestine best again to taint what could be America’s first black president. At best, if I give Deezie the benefit of the doubt that there were no evil intentions in these breaches -- she’s running the state department like a cash only beauty parlor, Deezie’s House of Hair, “We Do Perms & Classified Files”. All I KNOW for sure is that “discovering” that McCain and Clinton’s files were breached takes away the spotlight from the “evil” intentions angle on this passport breach story. All I can SAY to this "coincidental" happening of "coincidental events" is “Welcome to Deezie’s House of Hair”.

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