AND WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?

Brandi’s Brother, who likes to be called Ray J for some reason is the mediocre, R & B singer/actor/amateur porn star, who is for some reason, still smelling the fresh air of celebrity. Many are wondering, as it recently crossed my mind, when is this wasted zygote’s 15 minutes of fame window going to be closed shut. I’m not taking away any credit for what Brandi’s Brother has done like starring in supporting roles on sitcoms like Thea, One On One and appearing places with his sister, R & B singer, Brandi. Brandi’s Brother definitely gets credit for creating his own opportunities. The big career boost in this second was having sex with Kim Kardashian’, then taping it and showing it to the world, himself (Brandi’s Brother) having sex with Kim Kardashian. Who is Kim Kardashian you ask? She is Brandi Brother’s former girlfriend, who became a quasi-celebrity in the vein of Brandi’s Brother for being the daughter of the deceased lawyer (see Robert Kardashian) of acquitted murderer (see O.J. Simpson) – oh yeah and having a sex tape of herself and Brandi’s Brother somehow get released to the public without her or Brandi’s Brother's knowledge. In recent weeks, Brandi’s Brother has been on The Tyra Banks Show (another enigma that boggles the mind, but not worth discussing now) speaking of – or should I say milking the sex tape to the very last drop. Brandi’s Brother told Tyra, ‘I treat it like a football player. I watch the tape to get pointers on how I can get better’. I have news for you, Brandi’s Brother. You can look at the same performance over and over and I promise you, not one move is getting better – that half a** down stroke – not improving, that horrid tongue action –- you’re still looking like a newborn puppy looking for a teat. Brandi’s Brother then proceeds to tell the audience that Kim Kardashian’s new boyfriend, Heisman Trophy winner and New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush is getting his ‘sloppy seconds’. For a person, who is not known for his “hand to hand” combat skills I’d think Brandi’s Brother would want to shut up. In the end, Brandi’s Brother, must make the best choices for Brandi’s Brother. So be it the release of his next CD that may go wood, his fourth lead role on a sitcom that gets big numbers in the poor & ignorant demographic’ or his imagined ‘beef’ with someone; I just wish that Brandi's Brother would realize that his tombstone is still going to read ‘Brandi’s Brother’.

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