In the 21st century and the supposed information age, where online porn is a billion dollar business, how come the most illiterate person can find a way to watch the most deviant of sex acts, but can't realize that Barack Obama is not a Muslim....
And on that note, with a billion dollar porn business, how come no one on earth seems to watch porn....
I can’t stand people, who go to the track and run in the opposite direction of other people. They can’t understand why the mother with the stroller is giving him the evil eye, or the old lady with the oxygen tank “flips” them off. It’s like they live their life to piss people off… why does Nic Cage keep doing movies like Ghostrider and The Wicker Man? Does this guy owe a vig to someone? I mean these films are sh** and he shamelessly does them. He’s not Olivier, but I know at one point this dude could act…
Why do rich people name their children odd names? I mean it’s cool to put in a press release and sh**, but do they not think of the repercussions the child must deal with. This puts the parents under a lot of pressure to keep making a lot of money to home school or put them in private school with other kids, who have fu***d up names. There’s Gwyenth Paltrow and her daughter Apple. Erykah Badu and Andre 3000 and their son, Seven. Demi Moore and Bruce Willis have daughters named Scout and Rumer. Nic Cage named his son Kal-El (yeah, Superman’s birth name). If little Kal had to attend to P.S. 13, somebody, who probably calls himself Kryptonite would drop the hammer on his ass…
Is American Idol still eating the bone marrow creativity or is it already dried up and gone? I just think when America’s talent and attention starved freaks stand outside convention centers and auditoriums to sing a few bars to a possibly, drug-addled, ex-pop star, a washed up music producer and a rude English guy – I think we’re moments away from locusts and pestilence.
Do Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian deserve all the attention they get for their sex tapes? I mean they are anonymous girls uploading way better stuff online everyday. Both Both Kim and Paris do not impress me at all and they handle the “microphone” like drunk Karaoke contestants.
What is it with Baby Boomer white people singing Motown songs in every romantic comedy? I mean they can’t let the song play, they always have to actually sing the song.
Am I just stupid or does death differ that much in Vegas, Miami and New York? Because I never saw the need for two more CSI shows.
While we’re talking about television, when are the powers that be going to admit with technology today, we could a much more accurate reading of television watching habits and there is no more need for the Nielsen ratings? I think the nature shows on the Discovery Channel would be pulling very big numbers. Everybody loves to see something in the wild get eaten alive. That type of sh** crosses racial, gender and religious divides.
And who buys those Peep marshmallow candies at Easter? Everyone I ask always says they hate them, yet they line the store shelves.
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