Miley Cyrus, pop singing sensation, actress and daughter of Billy Ray “Achy Breaky Heart” Cyrus has signed a seven-figure book deal with Disney Book Group. Miley who stars as pop singing sensation Hannah Montana on the titular TV show on the Disney Channel is writing her memoirs, which the Bastille will sum up like this:
1) Born to the Achy Breaky Heart man
2) Had a talent for singing karaoke around the house
3) Dad’s Lifetime show got cancelled
4) Dad pitches a show for Miley about a girl living the life of a rock star.
5) Little girls love the show, Disney turns her into a multi-platform product
6) I’m rich beyond belief and pray that I don’t become Britney or Lindsay
Unless she has a notorious crack habit and a secret baby, her memoir is going to be about the length of a pamphlet!
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