NOOO!!! I DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING

Three years after tying the knot in a spectacular, over-the-top affair that caused some backlash, Star Jones has decided to end her marriage to banker Al Reynolds. The 46-year-old TV personality quietly filed divorce papers March 26 in New York Supreme Court in Manhattan.

I cannot think of a man, who didn’t watch Al propose to her LIVE at the NBA All-Star Game and say, “Something is wrong with that man" or "Damn, she must have as much money as Oprah". Al Reynolds did not propose to post surgery Star Jones, he proposed to Star “I Clean My Plate” Jones. I’m going to withhold from any other thoughts I have about this relationship and marriage that was sponsored by Target and televised by ABC. The marriage seemed like a sham from day one and the only person, who believed the falsehood of this union was Star Jones. If she strolls down the aisle again, I think she shall leave the rose colored glasses or should I say blinders at home.

Now follow me! Follow me to freedom!